Plain Memo

A Plain Memo

When your boss calls it collaboration and means something else

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Your company's return-to-office mandate probably cites collaboration, culture, and belonging. When I looked at what the research actually shows — and what managers and executives admit when no one's listening — the picture is more complicated than that.

I found two separate studies showing return-to-office mandates don't improve productivity or financial performance. I also found what executives admit when asked what the policy is actually for — and one real reason proximity helps some workers, being used as cover for something much broader.

ℹ️ AI voice disclosure: This episode uses an AI-generated voice (ElevenLabs). The host is a pseudonymous byline persona (Reid Conlin).

In this memo

  1. 0:00 The color on your dashboard
  2. 0:44 Looking for the evidence
  3. 2:42 What they actually admitted
  4. 4:58 The mentorship angle
  5. 7:16 What it actually measures

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